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Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.  

　　Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?  

　　Peter: Well, well.... eyelids....  

　　Teacher: What? Eyelids?  

　　Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.  


The Korean War Is Over  
My husband's brother-in-law, Joseph, an American real estate agent, came to China for a short visit to our city. To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party, Mr.Sun, the host, entertained Joseph with Chinese wine, saying,

　　"According to our custom, a brother-in-law coming to his wife's native country for the first time must drink three cups of wine."Joseph declined the offer by saying,"Thank you, but I can't drink even one drop."

　　"Then our dinner won't be over without your drinking at least one cup," insisted Mr. Sun. To this, Joseph responded, "The Korean War is over. Don't attack the Americans any more."

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当他的老师谈话时，彼得打瞌睡。  

　　Teacher ： 彼得! 告诉我们，什么是最大的在世界上？  

　　Peter ： 那么，很好…. 眼皮….  

　　Teacher ： 什么？ 眼皮？  

　　Peter ： 是，先生。 由于，当我闭上了我的，眼皮盖子一切世界。  


The朝鲜战争结束  
My丈夫的内弟/姊夫/姐夫/舅子，约瑟夫，美国房地产开发商，来了到一次短的参观的中国到我们的城市。 显示好客在欢迎晚餐会， Mr.Sun，主人，招待的约瑟夫用中国酒，说法，  

　　 "根据我们的风俗，走向他的妻子的祖国的内弟/姊夫/姐夫/舅子必须第一次喝三个杯子酒。“约瑟夫通过说拒绝了提议， “谢谢，但是我不可能喝甚而一下落”。  

　　 "然后我们的晚餐不会结束不您喝至少一个杯子， “被坚持的先生星期日。 对此，约瑟夫反应了， “朝鲜战争结束。 不再攻击美国人”。